Total Divas Season Premiere
So it is the new season of Total Divas. I know a lot of people bash this show, but I quite enjoy it. This season we are adding Alexa Bliss, Nia Jax and Carmella to the already big cast.
So Nattie is wearing one of those bra’s that are everywhere on Facebook… and she doesn’t like it??? Well that just proves to me why they’re no good. Not just that. I mean I didn’t think they looked comfortable to begin with.
I love how they integrate the actual matches into the show as well as their personal lives. I also love hearing how they feel. Its like a vlog in the form of reality television show.
By the way… I thought that the First ever women’s money in the bank ladder match was awful. I mean a man winning the match just set the revolution behind so far in my point of view. I was livid watching it. Very livid.
I It is so sweet to see that Trinity and her husband have a nice big house. I remember in the earlier seasons where she was in an apartment. Her husband and his brother are hilarious. They play too much. And it is always funny.
Come on Uso say spa-ghe-ti again. haha. Trinity and John (Jimmy) are hilarious trying to decide who’s championship is better. Hilarious.
I love how they show Brie and Birdie. Amazing. Considering that last week we saw the birth of Birdie and now we get to see her bigger…and she looks just like Bryan (Daniel Bryan) And they’re also showing a flashback to Nikki’s engagement. Which was amazing.
Nikki being Daniels assistant for Smackdown GM would have been quite amazing. I don’t know why they didn’t pitch that. I think it would have been awesome. However, I do understand how the WWE fanbase would have been super ticked because they already believe that Nikki is only where she is because of John….. I hate to break it to you guys…. Nikki is a hard worker and got where she is because of herself.
They show Maryse… and talk about her for what 5 seconds about how they moved from Smackdown to Raw… Then they go to Alexa Bliss and Nia Jax.
Uhm Nia, I am pretty sure that everyone knows that you are the Rock’s cousin. By the way, all of us plus size women are excited for you to represent us. How come Nia never talks about how the Uso’s and Roman are related to her and the Rock as well? I mean they never talk about how the Uso’s are related to the Rock. I mean the Uso’s dad Rakishi talked about how he was related to the Rock. I don’t like how they don’t just say who they’re all related to. come on now.
After commercial break we’re back to John and Trinity going on a history lesson trip. I wish I had Jon’s hair. That wind in his hair. It’s pretty hot.
We are now watching Lana and Rusev in the car talking about her legs that are going to be as big as his? These couples have the most interesting conversations. It is pretty awesome to see Nikki and Nattie help Lana try to get better in the ring. It is nice to see some teamwork. Although, Lana’s bumps are cringe worthy. I do understand where Lana is coming from tho. Rusev is getting kind of annoying dictating how she’s doing.
I am afraid of heights too Nattie. You’re not alone. I wouldn’t have even attempted to go on that ladder. Not even for one second. I don’t care how much they pay me. However, I think her cat is going to scratch her if she keeps antagonizing him. 2paws or something.
Nattie is trying to find a ladder so that she can get familiar with it before her match. and her mom jumped on top of the car to put the ladder on top. That was quite hilarious. Especially since I have been in a car where things are tied down in a red neck type of way. Oh Nattie. You on that small ladder is me all the time.
Aww look at Jon trying to up the romance level. How sweet. Cannot go wrong with Spaghetti and salad. However, it would be even more sweet if Jon would have shut his mouth and just let it be. Also, saying you cooked when you just got take out is not cool. But that is typical.
Daniel, Brie and Birdie are quite possibly the cutest family ever. I swear they are too cute. It is awesome that the Bella Twins are so active on social media because the entire Bella Army gets to see Birdie and growing and we all get to see how incredibly cute she is. However, she looks completely like Daniel. There is no denying that child. At all. Strong genes.
It is really cool that Nikki allows everyone to come to her house. I wonder how John feels about that. He is very strict. There are a lot of people who have always made fun of the fact that John has a lot of rules.
I feel like Rusev doesn’t want to watch Women wrestle because they could get hurt… Well guys could get hurt too. I understand that he is worried about his wife’s safety, but he needs to understand that this is her dream. You should never hinder someone’s dream even if it scares the hell out of you.
Maryse is pretty cool on Total Divas. However, on TV she seems like a total Witch. I do see where Nia see’s how Maryse is taking things a little too far. I also see Maryse point of view as well. Nia just wanted to know if Maryse has been in this type of match before because well maybe she doesn’t know what needs to happen. Maryse feels like Nia is being rude and saying she’s not apart of this revolution or something to that extent. There is always two sides to every story. However, I stand with Alexa as she’s standing there like ‘what just happened?’
I do praise Alexa for trying to fix things. I giggled at Nia’s joke about speaking over Alexa’s head because she’s so short. It made me giggle.
I completely agree that the new Women’s division should be more thankful to the Veterans who paved the way for the revolution.
Well it’s time for the Women’s ladder match. Nattie is nervous. As I think I would have been. I cannot do heights. At all. What really aggravates me is that they come back for maybe 2 to 3 minutes then go right back to a commercial with only 5 minutes left of the show. That is maybe 5 minutes. Commercials annoy me.
You would think that with such an amazing thing like the first ever womens ladder match, it would have had more time on air than just 2 minutes. I’m just saying.
However, this looks like it is going to be an amazing season. I am looking forward to seeing where everything goes.
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