Total Bellas October 11, 2017

Helga? Really Bryan? Burrito Joe? Wow they’re coming up with some awful names. It makes me feel better about settling on Birdie Joe

I wanna go to Mattel headquarters. Those dolls are completely adorable. I actually saw them at Toys R Us a couple of weeks ago. I thought about buying them for my daughter.  I don’t want Nikki to retire.

Vivian is completely adorable. Drinken? I don’t think that it is a word. Hey. Bryan got the 23 and me tests. I done that test myself. It was pretty awesome. I found out that I am mostly British and Irish. By the way Brie, Vikings are mostly Scandinavians.

JJ is hilarious. Getting followers is not very easy dude. I do think that they are a little harsh on JJ. But that’s what happens when you’re the little sibling.


John and Nikki are so dirty. They’re also completely adorable and funny. John makes some valued points about why Nikki should retire. However, my personal opinion is I need more Nikki. I am so proud of the Bella’s for the wine launch but it is so expensive.

I would lose that bet in a heartbeat. By the way JJ, post after post after post will not get you more followers. It will actually turn people off. Really JJ?  The water hair flip? That is actually a funny idea. JJ mimicking Nikki. I do not need to see JJ’s white butt and thighs. And he really pulled that up his butt. #BetterThanNikki…. I think not.

Bryan is seriously the slowest envelope opener ever. Hey Brie, You’re more British and Irish just like me. Jewish? I love how Brie says that they’re the typical Mutt. I think we’re all mutts.

I agree with Brie. It is very interesting when you find out what your DNA is. I loved getting my results back.  However, when Brie was braiding the bread, I thought that she over kneaded the dough when she was braiding it.

JJ got his chest waxed. Bryan was recording it, which is something that I would totally do. However, women get waxed all the time. Bikini waxes. I feel like JJ does not have a very good pain tolerance. With the sympathy labor he screamed and it looked like it took a lot of power not to scream with the wax.

Brie is totally on a path to exploring all of her heritage. However, it doesn’t seem like she is exploring Bryan’s heritage. Which is half of Birdies DNA.

JJ is at Smackdown live with Nikki. While she is taking apart of the segment JJ decides to  take advantage of the superstars. JJ is taking photos with WWE Superstars for his instagram challenge. It is funny that Johnny is there witnessing it all. This family is the cutest group of individuals I have ever seen on reality TV.

I agree with Lauren about JJ not doing this bet for a reason. He’s just doing it because it was a bet. JJ says that his family having opinions pisses him off. Well everyone has opinions. Literally everyone walking on this Earth has an opinion about something. If opinions pisses JJ off from his family, the ones he’s supposed to care about what they think, then does everyone piss him off?

I love how Nikki talks about what she thinks JJ should be doing for his wife. I feel that Nikki is just looking out for her brother and his family.

Finally, Brie is celebrating Bryan’s heritage. It is so cute. Brie and Bryan are relationship goals. They are too adorable. Bryan said that he wants Birdie to check other and write we are all one. That is too cute and a statement I feel we need right about now.

I had completely forgot about Breezy Bella. I do remember when Nikki speared Breezy and her head look like it was in the wrong place for a spear.


I love how John made her go get her neck looked at. He cares about herr so muh. I know there are some people who say that he is only with her for publicity or vice versa. But if you are a Bella fan, you totally know that they love each other.


The preview for next weeks Total Bella’s looks like it is going to be a sad one.  I will see you then.


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